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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
