CraftyTongue | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Psycho Gun Club

background checks, club, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, firearms, gun, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal gun ownership, mass shootings, mental health, mental illness, Psycho, Psychology, psychopathy, Public Safety, research, study, unlawful firearm use, violence

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3900	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2401	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

battle, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, Conquerors, Defense, eastern europe, FighteMC, Good, good fighters, History, long tail tags, Martial Arts, resilience, Server, slavs, soldiers, strategy, strength, Tactics, Victory, WARFARE, Warriors

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

Flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag art, flag colors, flag communication, flag controversy, flag critique, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag interpretation, flag meaning, flag message, flag patterns, flag representation, flag symbolism, Jeet, jeet flag, least subtle, Minecraft, smp, Subtle

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8978
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Business, college, Fighting, Harsh, husband, Kids, MARINES, marriage annulled, marriage certificate, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, on and off, Server, Shoplifting, skipping, son’s tuition, threat, Trouble, troublemaker, tuition, vision for son’s life, wrestling, youngest son

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RentSplitCraft

budgeting, Communication, compromise, emergency fund, Family Support, financial agreement, financial disagreements, financial expectations, financial priorities, financial responsibility, financial stress, living together, money management, paying rent, personal finances, pet expenses, relationship dynamics, Rent, RentSplitCraft, savings account, shared expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

Book, boundless-opportunities, Chill, Cosmic Understanding, creativity, discovery, endless potential, enlightenment, eternal quest, Exploration, infinite resources, infinite time, InfiniteCraft, innovation, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, limitless possibilities, Magic, Magic Book, self improvement, smp, ultimate power, Universe, wisdom

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyUser101

awakening, BETRAYAL, coming to terms, CraftyUser101, Deception, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, hurt feelings, Manipulation, moving on, realization, realizing the truth, recognizing manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, toxic relationships, uncovering lies, understanding motives

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3