CraftyTongue | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

1850s, 1990s, anglos, battle, BUILD, Conflict, Crafty, crusaders, Cultural differences, DEFEND, Disgusting, European Christians, fetish, fetishizing, immigration, Importing, love, millions, muslims, oppress, Oppression, right, Spit, unite, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	224
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8679
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

Armpits, body image, body odor, disgust, double standards, eat out, GOD, Gods, hate society, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, nonconformity, pussy, PussyPits, Rebellion, runs, sense, Server, smell, smell like pussy, socially unacceptable, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Taste, taste like pussy, Wild

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	797
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

bad odor, CraftyFartsyMC, CREEPERS, Disgusting, fetid, foul smell, foul stink, humor, malodorous, nauseating, noxious, offensive, Ooooo, putrid, RANK, reeking, Repulsive, revolting, sense, Smelly, stench, stinkier, STINKY, unpleasant scent

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

Ark, biblical figures, biblical interpretation, confusion, confusion about prophets, disbelief, disbelief in prophets, disbelief in religion, Edition, misunderstanding, noah, Noahs, PALS, Pixelmon, Prophet, Prophetic, Questioning, questioning beliefs, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious figures, skepticism, skepticism towards faith, skepticism towards prophets, skepticism towards religion

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

#demonofsound, #depravencrafts, #HoloXBreakcollab, #JackboxHoloENcollab, #Jewelbirdcover, #Liliumcover, #loverofidols, #NakashimaMika, #NerissaRavencroft, #RavenCrafts, #SpaceJamAdventwatchalong, #VIVINOSOTOMEROID, #walkingzatsudan, #WolfQuestcollab, #YukinoHana, CraftyCrafterz, HololiveEN, Karaoke, Minecraft, Nerissa, Ope, Ravencroft, rules, stardewvalley, STREAMS, world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9840	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	164	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

ANNIHILATE, battle, blocky, decimate, destroy, dispatch, Eliminate, eradicate, Exterminate, get ready, get ready to kill, kill, kill them all, massacre, murder, Obliterate, Prepare, pwn, Ready, Royale.., slay, take out, terminate, wipe out

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

bad girls, blocks, dangerous women, dark personalities, deceitful women, Evil, evil characters, evil girls, evil women, EvilGamerGals, female antagonists, female evildoers, female villains, female wrongdoers, femme fatales, Girls, malicious girls, Minecraft, morally corrupt females, rule, Server, sinister females, sinister seductresses, twisted females, villainous women, wicked ladies, wicked women, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

adult toys, alternative relationships, blocky, BOOTY, Builders, Companionship, controversial, Crafting, FANTASY, fetish, innuendo, Intimacy, Personal preferences, Pleasure, realistic dolls, relationships, sex dolls, sexual desires, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Side, silicone dolls, societal norms, stigma, taboo, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Colonials

AMERICANS, Analysis, Attitudes, Behavior, Colonials, comparison, confusion, Crafty, criticism, culture, Curiosity, Diversity, generalization, Identity, introspection, Nationality, Observation, patriotism, Perception, Reflection, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Animals Bred:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

Addictive, addictive existence, AngelCraft, Angels, beautiful existence, beauty, Conquest, contaminated beauty, contamination, Creation, creation of god, creations, CREEPERS, divine creation, Existence, fear, Girls, GOD, Gods, literal angels, rule, RUN, subhuman, subhuman beasts, Tread, White, white girls, white girls are angels, white girls are beautiful, Wild

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

books, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, CREEPERS, Deltarune, Demo, extra content, fangamebin, Fight, font change, image collections, jockington, legends of localization, merch, MineTale, progress, recommendbin, sans, Save, Screenshots, spoilers, sportsball, steve, TEAM, text dumps, the new game, the old game, Thread Template, Undertale, world, writebins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

1. Mungus, 10. Crewmates, 11. Strategy, 12. Social deduction, 13. Space, 14. Aliens, 15. Suspicion, 16. Deception, 17. Tasks, 18. Emergency meetings, 19. Sabotage, 2. Hop on, 20. Teamwork., 3. Among Us, 4. Niggers, 5. IFZQPG, 6. Gaming, 7. Online, 8. Multiplayer, 9. Impostor, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MUNGUS

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Farms Harvested:	253
Dragon Eggs Found:	1503	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2