CraftyThoughtsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9793	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9254	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2003	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Emeralds Found:	7429
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8144	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2333
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	137
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.