CraftyTariffHoards

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!
On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.
But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!
On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

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KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

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Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Turnabout SMP

Active, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, THRIVING, Turnabout, Uptime, voice chat

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Security measures to protect your items and builds.
Server Uptime	24/7 online availability

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

What is the age requirement for the server?

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to join?

Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, acceptance of loss, Candidate, Defeat, destiny, election, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, Fine, History, humor, irony, left, Loser, mocked forever, planetary joke, Political, Quests, succeeding, success, Terrified

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got creepers that explode confetti, like what even is that madness? And the zombies? Don’t even get me started, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here, man.
But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.

So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!

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CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza

AITAH, Cater, Contribute, CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza, culinary school, engagement party, expensive, family, family gatherings, free culinary services, invest, Job, opportunity, Party, personal chef, professional chefs, recipes, refusing, selfish, Skills, trained chef

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family for your amazing culinary skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm without any entitled relatives demanding free catering services!
We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.

Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.

So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!

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SweCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, european union, foreign relations, global security, International cooperation, joint operation, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, SweCraft, Swedish troops, transatlantic partnership

join dis minecraft server and be like swedish troops joinin forces in latvia but in minecraft world. u will be part of epic mission in nato to conquer all da creepers and zombies. u will be armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor to take down all da enemies. come join da fun and be part of da epic battle for survival. plus, u get to build epic castles and houses to show off to all da other players. so come on, join now and be part of da action-packed adventure!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

ADVANCE, aggression, battle, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, offensive, Politics, russia, SKIRMISH, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!
why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!

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Warped

application, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, friendship, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, redo, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, and we are always looking for new members to join us on our server.

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric and uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and any modifications are discussed and voted on by the community.

Community

We have a diverse player base and encourage community collaboration through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, with laid-back rules to keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join

If you’re interested in joining our server, please join our Discord and follow the application process.

Important Links

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do you have plans to reset the server?	No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for our players.
What kind of modifications are allowed on the server?	We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing additions that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member of Warped SMP.