CraftySocialCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	504

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	819
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	251248
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5068
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3708	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1928	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mines Excavated:	4331
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9731
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	230	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9583
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PleasureCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Star Shards Collected:	285	Void Armor Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2