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we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!

further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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