CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	439161

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6137	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	1323	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	321	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	348759	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Votes:	3914	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3652
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Towns Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	3582	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1722
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	7886	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!