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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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