CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	811

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7978
Emeralds Found:	3979	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5271	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3667

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mines Excavated:	3552	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	9646	Mines Excavated:	3152
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Star Shards Collected:	130
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!