lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
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