CraftyPutin’sBankBlock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	33092
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	1759	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	9806	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1817	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	328078
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	172	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	136

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8713
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4