So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY