haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can battle against pro-Russia bots? well now u can on our server! they tryna manipulate u but we say NO! join us and show those bots who’s boss! also we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted armor, but shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s take down those pesky bots together! #minecraft #proRussiabots #diamonds #secretlair

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Emeralds Found: 2093 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Emeralds Found: 2771
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 8342 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 2 New Chunks Explored: 964428

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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