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United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4967	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Animals Bred:	177	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	New Chunks Explored:	233450

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4350
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Items Found:	5907	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NudeCrafters

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1450	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4