CraftyPutin2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1301
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	134661
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1