“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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