CraftyPride Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stone Age to Steve Age

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Crusaders

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9250	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

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Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

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Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15