If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7660 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 63 Dragon Eggs Found: 7061

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Star Shards Collected: 106
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Runes Activated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8782 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Potions Brewed: 91 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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