If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Gods Slained: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Runes Activated: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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