If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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