join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY