join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 609 Dragon Eggs Found: 4465
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Emeralds Found: 2920
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY