join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY