join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY