join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Mines Excavated: 1678 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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