CraftyPolitico2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	836
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2557	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1100
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

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join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

cargo cult vtubing, Content Creation, Cultural differences, digital personas, entertainment industry, Fleshstreaming, handstreams, Identity, internet culture, JP streamers, Minecraft, online identity, online personas, separate accounts, Server, social media influencers, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, Westoid, westoid vtubers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

action, Adventure, Anime, episode 1129, Grand Line, great kino, Koby, long tail tags, Manga, Marine, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Piece, pretty meh, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, smp, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	8874
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8624	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4780

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9056	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5