CraftyPoliTalks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

Appearance, BdayBashBattleGFNotReady, Birthday, birthday dinner, Communication, Conflict, Date night, disagreement, dressing up, Effort, emotional response, Expectations, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, makeup, personal grooming, relationship, self-care, Self-expression, special occasion, Standards

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

Communication, country name, CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Etiquette, forum etiquette, Global community, international perspectives, internet culture, language choices, Language Use, linguistic habits, online communication, online discussions., online forums, reddit, redditors, social media, social norms, Writing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	New Chunks Explored:	809178
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1430	Farms Harvested:	457
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129