so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Star Shards Collected: 207
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3777 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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