CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4769	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SlimeWorld

SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!

You can also join our faction server swfactions.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	236

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lamentis

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NitroMon -Now with fusions-

Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade

NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!

Now with Fusions and Fakemon!

Requires Mods:

Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass

(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zeacraft – Public Community Server

Cracked, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Zeacraft!

This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Store: https://store.zeacraft.net

40% OFF just for you!

Code: PlanetMinecraft

survival, towny, mmo, open-world

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NobleCraft

Welcome to Noble Craft! We are a 50 slot Survival server with a lot of extras to do on here! We have a lot of stuff for you to do! We have plenty of towns built by our own players and staff! We love doing community events which include drop parties and competitions! To protect your land, you can use our Grief Prevention system which has the option to make towns with! Our staff enjoy your presense on the server and love to help you out! We also have the jobs plugin! You can join up to three jobs and earn money from doing things like mining, building and chopping down trees! You also get paid every hour that you are playing for! For each vote, you get $50, 6 Exp and a diamond! You can get up to 10 diamonds if you vote on all sites! We love to seek out skills with our players, so we hold special building competitions for those who love to build! You start out with $100 and a golden shovel; you can easily get more money and diamonds the moment you enter the server by voting for us! Our community love helping out new people, especially if you need a place to live! We are always adding new features to our servers to make your time much more enjoyable! Still not impressed? Check out our trailer at: http://bit.ly/QwaSDh Like what you have saw? Come join us! You certainly won’t regret it! IP: mc.noble-craft.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OneBlockMC

Skyblock

is a server with one block sky block witch is fun and you can play with others which I find even more funwdsawdsawd egfwhefgehfefgehfgejhfgejhfgejhfghfjhfjhfjhfjhegafhgjhajhghagfhgakhfjhefh

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simple Factions MC [Cross-Platform] [Mcmmo] [Factions 1.18-1.20.X] [BETA]

118server, 118survival, Addicting, Addictive, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrockserver, Claims, Cool, Crates, crossplay, Faction Pvp, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, Mining, Modified, new, Nolag, Quiet, Raids, Relax, Shops, smp, Survival

Simple Factions MC is a server with endless possibilities. There are seasons, chest shops, bounty hunter, and griefing to increase the aspect of survival. There are also many new custom enchants for all assortment of weapons, gear, and tools. 150-200 to be exact. There are multiple leaderboards to boast your superiority across the server. I mean.. have you actually seen herobrine? You can here..

– Cyro

Simple Factions is a small but unique server. Featuring all kinds of unique ways to expand your minecraft survival experience. Simple Factions is a player based economy. Prices change as the population grows, there are also things such as live auctions, player bounties, chest shops, virtual shops, etc. We use factions to help players become a community. Claim land and take on the adventures against or with other faction members, raid each other for the best items you can achieve.

Features:

– World Changing Seasons– Season Effects– Aging Cave system– 1.18 worlds– Linked Nether per world– 1 END world– Bottled XP– Player Tags– Player Particles– Wilderness– RTP– Player Created Warps– Crates– Chest Shops– Factions– Auctions– Custom Fishing and Fishing contests– Faction and land shields– Massive leaderboard selections– World Border– Custom Enchants– Obsidian Destroyer– Herobrine– Custom Mobs– Custom Weather– Death Chests– Jobs– More Ores– ANTI Cheat– 24/7 Uptime– Crossplay with Bedrock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Thunder Towny

Survival

Come join Thunder’s Towny today! This server is aiming to be a chill community to relax and have fun with your friends. Build a town, form allies with nations, trade in game items. Use any building style you’d like, we can showcase them in our discord!

We are going to be adding:

-Player Shops -Auction House -Server events -Server crates -Server perks -Website -Server map

Come help us grow the community!

Join our Discord: discord.gg/gtCT7jEc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!