CraftyPissOffHubby | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

All in the Mined

The server is wiping on February 28th. A new map will be generated and playable on that date.

All in the Mined (AITM), is a SMP server focused on PvP, towns and economy. You can join a town and help people by building, mining, farming, killing, etc. Or you can create your own town and invite people which will help you to keep your town alive. When you reach a high amount of residents, you can create more towns and group them with a nation. There’s also a peaceful area called spawn. There are no mobs spawning and pvp is disabled. In spawn, you can : trade “safely” (scams are not monitored), buy and sell items. You will also find an arena which will hold mob and pvp events. This is a brief summary of some features. On top of all this, we have the staff team. Mature, dedicated and over 2 years of experience in the Minecraft field, they know how to help and how to solve a lot of problems in Minecraft effectively.

For more information, please visit our website at http://www.aitmsrv.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	390	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EPICRAFT

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the original Minecraft community – Online since 2011 and thriving with active staff, a solid player base and contemporary survival. Towny, Mcmmo, Progressive Ranks and much more. Join now at ip play.epicraft.com.au

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	199214	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Spleef Legeends

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This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Endless Horizons Survival

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Items Found:	8684

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8526
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5869

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3530	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4484
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9512
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Villages Defended:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.