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GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	9846	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	9158

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	1608
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2865	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	3906
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	676455
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8