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Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	8095	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	8537	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5790
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	143	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchantments Applied:	106
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4795	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0