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❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	611	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9986
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9647
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Farms Harvested:	754

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	101	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4