CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6517	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5526

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Banhammer, Behavior, Childhood, childhood memories, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, Disobedience, family, grounding, long-term effects, moms, parental discipline, parents, punishment, rules, Sneaking, spanking, Strict, timeout, upbringing, worst punishment

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	4307	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1282	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	917040
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	7949	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crops Grown:	2123	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6605	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	New Chunks Explored:	109600

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.