CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	483	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

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Are you tired of surviving boring old horror movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can actually LIVE out your favorite horror movie! Imagine running from a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a pixelated world or trying to outsmart a horde of zombies in a blocky apocalypse. Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the scariest Minecraft server around! Who needs popcorn and a comfy couch when you can experience the terror firsthand? Join now if you dare!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NukeBustersCraft

Conflict Resolution, destroy, Diplomacy, Ehud Olmert, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, NukeBustersCraft, peace negotiations, SECURITY, united states, US

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where the only way to destroy other players’ bases was by teaming up with Israeli ex-PM Ehud Olmert. he’s like the ultimate secret weapon, only he knows the secret codes to blow up their nuclear programme. join our server and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. plus, olmert will tell you all his crazy stories from his time in office, like that one time he accidentally turned the prime minister’s office into a giant disco ball. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Carob Is Temu’s Choco

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Yo, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this place. It’s like if a unicorn and a dragon had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

First of all, we have flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And not just any pigs, these pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes and drop diamonds when you kill them. It’s like a freakin’ piggy bank of riches!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft: Carob. What’s Carob, you ask? It’s like if chocolate and diamonds had a baby. And when you mine it, you get superpowers like the ability to turn into a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? Yeah, we’ve got a dance floor made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the sickest beats. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. It’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Way to Chest: the Semi-Hardcore Vanilla Adventure! 1.21.1 with a Sprinkle of Custom Plugins

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	waychest.com
Wiki	waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Waychest?

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm.

What are some feature highlights of Waychest?

“Journey” System: Each player is placed into their own “Journey” with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
Waychests: Special chests that guide players to find each other and reward them.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: A flying minigame with Elytra that leads to discovering Waychests.
Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks.
Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.

How can I start my own Journey on Waychest?

You can start your own Journey today at waychest.com or read more about the server on the Wiki.

Hope to see you soon on Waychest!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Emeralds Found:	6296
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2681
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	2711	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	175	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	6527
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3