CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8914	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

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so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

1.21, chat reports, Cheats, Discord, Griefing, ip address, killing, Paper, PUBLICLY, Redstone, Resets, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, teleport commands, Tpa, Trailer, Trapped, Traveling, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Shark Wife Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MomStopperCraft

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids at family parties? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any creepy kids waving toy guns around. Plus, we have zero tolerance for inappropriate behavior, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable situations. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	243	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2