CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

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lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadIssues Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5592	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MayoRage Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Post Nut Realization Server

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so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

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come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

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> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	5229	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	80	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	699
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AirportPickupMC Server

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3