CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8483	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7299	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	2868
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	147
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3626
Towns Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	630	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4751	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8