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BlockBustersFamLove

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Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3745
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	459364	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	340064
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3357	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoHabitChangeMC

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Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3427	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ores Mined:	5884

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

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LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	784121
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2