CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, delusions, distrust, fear, hypochondria, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, obsessive thoughts, panic attacks, PARANOIA, paranoia symptoms, paranoia triggers, ParanoidSteveMC, phobias, seeking help, smp, stress, suspicion, Therapy, worry

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	3650
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TeenageTNTPranks

adolescent antics, crazy teenage moments, daring stunts, outrageous pranks, reckless behavior, risky behavior, teenage adventures, teenage antics, teenage craziness, teenage escapades, teenage hijinks, teenage memories, teenage mischief, teenage rebellion, teenage shenanigans, teenage thrills, TeenageTNTPranks, wild antics., youthful indiscretions

Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Motion Madness

animation, color change, digital animation, digital art, digital display, digital motion, madness, Motion, optical illusion, PIXEL, pixel manipulation, pixels, Screen, screen color change, screen illusion, screen movement, screen pixels, screen technology, Technology, visual display, visual effects, visual perception

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Brain Busters

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s progression, BLOCK, Brain, brain damage, brain deterioration, brain function, brain health, brain study, Busters, cell analysis, cellular damage, cellular research, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, individual cells, medical science, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, research, study

lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Palterra Pixel

MCMMO, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Minecraft Pokémon Fusions Starters League Champion Unique Stress-free Custom Laid-back Server Experience Engaging Battling Community Adventure Exploration Sandbox Fun

Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NyxCraft

Adventure, alliances, Ambush, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Biomes, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, creativity, Destruction, dynamic-environment, Epic battles, Exploration, Griefing, imaginative building, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Survival, test of survival

Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity. Features:

• Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

Adventure, Bosses, casinos, Community, Dream builder, Duels, Economy, Events, Explorer, Fishing, Jobs, MAGICAL, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No pvp, Pirate, PvE, Races, Server, Survival, trading system, Vanilla, vanilla nature, Vanilla Survival, Without Launcher, world generation

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

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Server Name	Survival Horizons
Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Overview:

Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6979
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

#announcement, Champion, Competition, Conclusion, decision, determination, eighth place, fifth place, First Place, fourth place, Minecraft, ninth place, outcome, Results, second place, Server, seventh place, sixth place, tenth place, third place, Victory, winner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Book Club, crime, detective, exciting plot, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 87501631, novel, page-turner, reading, smp, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, upcoming release

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MomNotInformedMC Server

communication breakdown, custody battle, emotional trauma, estranged mother, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Military, MomNotInformedMC, parental abandonment, personal boundaries, personal growth, personal responsibility, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, USMC

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4079	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TableGateCraft

Apology, back corner, bride, brother-in-law, celebration, Explanation, family, groom, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, misunderstanding, non-family table, oversight, reception hall, seating chart, table assignment, TableGateCraft, Tears, Tension, Wedding

Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	161
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

Acts, acts of service, Altruism, being there for others, blocky, charitable deeds, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, helping others, Humanitarian efforts, Kindness, Making A Difference, philanthropy, putting others first, random acts of kindness, self-sacrifice, selfless, spreading love, Volunteer work

Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!