so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4595 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Farms Harvested: 403
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3444 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5376 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Villages Defended: 18 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1046 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4891 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magic Items Found: 1064 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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