CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4262	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

Achievements, Adventurer, Avoiding, awkward, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, Conversations, Custom Items, death, Die, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, Monster Slaying, Player Shops, Quests, Rankup System, Redstone, Server Legend, smp, Space, StarShards, Survival, TAXES

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

Anime, battle, destiny, Hero, Itachi, legend, Madara, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, power, Protagonist, Redemption, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, Story, uchiha clan, Villain, War

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoBabysitNoCraft

AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4355
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	1779
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	916	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6632	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.