so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Animals Bred: 179 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 98 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 7143 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 4406 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mines Excavated: 2886
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Potions Brewed: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7895
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Emeralds Found: 8611
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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