CraftyNudesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5627
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1665

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3