CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	0
Ores Mined:	9792	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5178	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2245	Zombie Dances:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	366
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	1682	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2492	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Battle Standards Raised:	9