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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 485534
Meteorites Collected: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Towns Built: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1373

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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