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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 842 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 3119 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
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