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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 319 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
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