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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8062 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2499 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
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